Give shiny dish full of water.

Duck while he whips it at your head (the only act of rebellion he feels comfortable with.)

Shake while new owner coos over you and tells you how much they love you.

Grab dish full of unappetizing rice and chuck at new owners head.

Press body into corner in an attempt to be invisible, despite being a mean eating machine who if he keeps going, or I keep going, I am going to be cruising diet pill comparisons not for me, but for him!)

Just joking about feeding the rabbit a diet pill, not about the attempts to embed a silver bowl in my head.

He so can take on the killer bunny:

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